An Intelligent Response

It appears that the Reactionary spirit in Kansas has hit a new high, and the Scopes Trial is just another trip back to the future. Soon, kids in Kansas will be learning the ground breaking theories that the Earth is round, and that there is a remote chance that we are not the center of the Universe. (Okay, I'm just kidding, everyone knows that the religious right are the center of the universe.) They don't need no stinkin' Darwin, at least not for the next 4 thousand years or so. Let the Earth double in age before we approach such blasphemy again. So what is there to do if you disagree with the actions of the board? I suggest sending your school taxes to them in lead, and let them change it into gold.